Stannous Flouride's Book of Truthiness

This newspaper was found by a friend doing demolition in a house in the Haight Ashbury. (sorry about the split pages, it was the only way to post it large enough to be readable)

For the compulsively obsessed:

Gustatory creations:

You decide:

Some things are different in the Great White North:

Just repainted the steel amanitas on Haight to cover some asshole’s tag.
I’ve been doing it for about 15 years.

Mike Melgaard, wizard behind this year’s earlier Target Trolling has taken on a new task.

(Back in August when Target announced that it was no longer dividing toys into gendered sections, Melgaard posed as a customer service representative to respond to outraged homophobic and transphobic commenters.)

Doritos announced yesterday that they will be rolling out rainbow-colored chips in support of the It Gets Better Project and to encourage donations to the project.

This cracked me up. I’m sure the woman character’s semblance to a certain small-minded Kentucky court clerk is purely ‘coincidental.’